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Signed Bill Maximick Numbered Lighthouse Art  Framed Nautical boat Fishing PNW
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Signed Bill Maximick Numbered Lighthouse Art Framed Nautical boat Fishing PNW:
$225.00

A Window to the Wild West Coast – Framed, Matted, & Signed Maritime Magic 🌊⚓🌀Are you looking to inject a breath of crisp, salty Pacific air right into your living space? Look no further! This stunning, professionally framed masterpiece by renowned West Coast marine artist Bill Maximick is ready to completely steal the spotlight on your favorite wall.Perfect for an office, a cozy den, or anywhere that could use a touch of nautical majesty, this artwork captures a pristine, wave-kissed seascape featuring a lighthouse standing guard over a passing vessel. It feels less like a simple print and more like a quiet escape to a misty shoreline.
🫧This isn’t something pulled off a big-box store shelf. This is aexclusive piece hand-numbered 33/250 and proudly signed by Maximick himself right on the border!
👩🏻‍🎨Gallery Quality Layout: Originally acquired from an elegant art gallery, the piece is dressed to impress. It features a spectacular double matting in deep ocean blue and elegant white, perfectly locked behind glass in a detailed, rich wooden frame.
📏Size Matters: Measuring an impressive 22\" by 20\" overall, it’s large enough to command attention but versatile enough to sit beautifully over a mantel, a bookshelf, or entry table.
💎Condition Details:In absolutely gorgeous vintage condition. The frame holds its premium gallery weight beautifully, the matting remains crisp, and the artwork colors are clean and atmospheric. Ready to hang right out of the shipping box!Condition & Provenance🔍 Collector‑grade inspection performed with Juliet’s jeweler‑level precision📸 Documented flaws — photographed in soft teal light
🧼 Professionally cleaned and prepared for archival display
📚 Provenance clarity provided when available💠 Boutique‑curated — selected for rarity, craftsmanship, and aesthetic excellence
🪞 Display‑ready — ideal for gallery shelves, vanities, and curated spaces
🌸 Orchard‑magic refinement — Juliet’s signature touch
👁️ High‑resolution photo review — please examine all images📏 MeasurementsAvailable upon request — Juliet provides exact dimensions with museum‑grade accuracy.
📦 Shipping & Archival Care
📫 Ships same or next business day
🛡️ Archival‑safe packaging with reinforced protection
💝 Wrapped in Tiffany‑teal silk and cherry‑blossom charm
🫶 Tracking included
💯 Juliet’s Antidote Luxury Guarantee — clarity, care, and delight.Juliet’s Orchard Promise:
📜 Honest, detailed descriptions
🗣️ Fast, respectful communication
🌿 Boutique‑level service infused with orchard‑magic elegance
🎁 Each luxury relic is hand‑wrapped with teal ribbon, and a whisper of enchanted orchard blessing.Ever After,- Juliet\'s Antidote 🌌🙀😱Juliet’s Disclosure 🚨⚠️
Please take a deep breath, because this usually ends up with you on your knee proposing to me! Deep breath and read the small print racing across your screen at 900 mph…
🏰 Your relic is stored in a temperature‑controlled underground apple‑orchard vault, protected by:
• Me-Juliet!
• Chuck Norris (when young)
• A teal lantern that hums the sacred, socially devastating melody:“Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.”
(Yes — just like when you clicked that nasty little Internet link. You remember.)And of course…
An ancient woman‑goddess who smells like a Macy’s counter, forged from starlight and apple‑blossom wind. She wears six‑inch Jimmy Choo Ari stilettos and carries 4,000 years of disappointment in men.She has zero tolerance for:
• Mediocre, lazy cheating‑liars
• Anyone driving a two‑seater Corvette or a PT Cruiser (year and color irrelevant, ladies)
• Bare‑minimum men who think “I did the dishes once” is a personality
• Men who buy new Nikes but don’t pay child support
• “I support women’s rights… unless you have opinions” men
• The ones who call you a clean freak and lazy in the same week
• The ones who want you to get a job, but when you do it’s: “Where the hell have you been?”
• The “keep your head down and make me a chicken sandwich” crowd
• Anyone with a temp tag on their car.......Deep Ahhh yes… the perfect high‑school sweetheart who whispers,
“Baby, bear my children while I start Med school… or finish my law degree.”We ALL know how that goes!!
•you get no action,
You’re slaving over a hot stove,
Raising his snot‑nosed children — one inevitably named Billy — on a tight to nothing of a budget,
Sacrificing your younger pretty years while he “studies,”
..And then suddenly… Decades later...He finally hits success.
He gets that new sky‑rise office.
Can you can smell the fresh paint?
You can hear the echo of his new ego bouncing off the glass walls.And then he starts sleeping with the young Monica Lewinsky of the office,
Leaving you with....Open curtain number 3!......NOTHING!
LISTEN UP LINDA!!!!!NOTHING!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT AN AARP CARD, AND YOUR FAVORITE CASSEROLE DISH YOU WILL NEVER GET BACK
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