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🌧️☂️ SHE JUST CHECKED THE MAIL.
That\'s it.
There was no gala.
No mysterious rendezvous.
No wealthy husband recently lost under suspicious circumstances.
Beatrice needed to see if the electric bill came.
Most people would throw on sweatpants.
Beatrice emerged in a floor-length red coat, black gloves, matching umbrella and enough dramatic movement to make the neighbors assume someone had been murdered.
She walked 26 feet.
There was one coupon.
It wasn\'t even a good coupon.
Now she has to walk back.
👉 FOR PEOPLE WHO:💃 are chronically overdressed for the situation📬 have made an unnecessary production out of a basic household task☂️ believe checking the mail can and SHOULD have cinematography🐱 refuse to let “there\'s literally nobody here” affect the outfit💀 have gotten dressed up only to encounter absolutely no one
🧾 DETAILS🎨 Original hand-painted ACEO📏 2.5\" x 3.5\"🖌️ Acrylic painting✍️ Signed by the artist🖼️ Original physical painting — not a print
📦 PACKAGING + BONUS CHAOSBeatrice will be carefully packaged after she completes her exhausting 52-foot round trip.
A small bonus may occasionally find its way into the package. Not guaranteed. Apparently we see unused envelope space as a personal challenge.
We genuinely appreciate you giving this unnecessarily glamorous woman somewhere to check her mail. ❤️🌧️☂️ SHE JUST CHECKED THE MAIL.
That\'s it.
There was no gala.
No mysterious rendezvous.
No wealthy husband recently lost under suspicious circumstances.
Beatrice needed to see if the electric bill came.
Most people would throw on sweatpants.
Beatrice emerged in a floor-length red coat, black gloves, matching umbrella and enough dramatic movement to make the neighbors assume someone had been murdered.
She walked 26 feet.
There was one coupon.
It wasn\'t even a good coupon.
Now she has to walk back.
👉 FOR PEOPLE WHO:💃 are chronically overdressed for the situation📬 have made an unnecessary production out of a basic household task☂️ believe checking the mail can and SHOULD have cinematography🐱 refuse to let “there\'s literally nobody here” affect the outfit💀 have gotten dressed up only to encounter absolutely no one
🧾 DETAILS🎨 Original hand-painted ACEO📏 2.5\" x 3.5\"🖌️ Acrylic painting✍️ Signed by the artist🖼️ Original physical painting — not a print
📦 PACKAGING + BONUS CHAOSBeatrice will be carefully packaged after she completes her exhausting 52-foot round trip.
A small bonus may occasionally find its way into the package. Not guaranteed. Apparently we see unused envelope space as a personal challenge.
We genuinely appreciate you giving this unnecessarily glamorous woman somewhere to check her mail. ❤️
