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🛵💨 GIUSEPPE HAS PLACES TO BE.
Where?
None of your business.
Giuseppe has acquired a red scooter, an aggressively dramatic scarf, and a tiny bird who appears to have agreed to this arrangement without asking a single follow-up question.
He has no luggage.
He has no visible helmet.
He DOES have sunglasses.
That should tell you everything you need to know about how Giuseppe approaches risk assessment. 😎🐱
The bird is technically his passenger, but gives off strong “accomplice” energy.
👉 FOR PEOPLE WHO:🛵 have considered solving their problems by simply leaving on a Vespa😎 understand that sunglasses improve virtually every questionable decision🐦 appreciate a friendship where nobody asks “is this a good idea?”💨 are spiritually unavailable and already halfway to the coast🐱 collect tiny animals with suspiciously elaborate personal lives
🧾 DETAILS🎨 Original hand-painted ACEO📏 2.5\" x 3.5\"🖌️ Acrylic painting✍️ Signed by the artist🖼️ Original physical painting — not a print
📦 PACKAGING + BONUS CHAOSGiuseppe and his tiny accomplice will be carefully wrapped and shipped safely before they can cross another international border.
A small surprise may occasionally sneak into the package. Not guaranteed. Sometimes we just start putting extra things in envelopes and apparently nobody here has been appointed to stop us.
We genuinely appreciate you giving this extremely mobile little man a home. 💛
