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You might genuinely never see another one of these again. This is an ultra rare, made to order piece of original 2004 web history from David Firth’s official store (Hubert Cumberdale's Shack / Fatpie). Because these were produced print on demand in tiny quantities over two decades ago, the survival rate on a novelty item like this is virtually zero making this likely the only unworn, surviving example in existence.
Item: Official Vintage 2004 David Firth Salad Fingers "Red Water" Thong
Condition: Never washed Never worn / Only displayed. Stored exclusively as a private collection display piece for 20+ years.
Front Graphic: Features Salad Fingers with his classic line: "I like it when the red water comes out."
Back Graphic: Features Salad Finger's face printed on the back strap.
Garment Base: Original vintage white American Apparel blank (100% combed cotton, made in Downtown LA).
Tag Size: American Apparel Size 2 (Fits Women’s XS).
Measurements (Flat Lay):
Waist elastic: ~12.5" – 13" across
Rise: ~8" length
An impossible-to-replace artifact of early 2000s Newgrounds and Flash animation nostalgia. Museum-grade condition for serious collectors.
Ships fast, fully insured, and packaged with extreme care.
