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Mortal. The Dark Variant does not keep pets. Pets require affection. Affection is a weakness. And yet... the Dark Variant has looked at these cards more than once.
Secret Lair x Marvel: Earth\'s Mightiest Pets, Non-Foil Edition — six cards from A Perfectly Normal Superdrop (August 2026), starring Marvel\'s most dangerous small animals: Lockjaw, Jeff the Land Shark, Throg, Lockheed, and Devil Dinosaur. A teleporting bulldog. A shark that walks. A frog with a hammer. A dragon the size of a cat. A dinosaur, which requires no further explanation. Illustrated by Brooklyn Smith, Yuhong Ding, Jessica Fong, Allen Douglas, Quentin Gleim, and Jeff Miracola — and every one of them is unbearably cute.
The Dark Variant has decided this is acceptable, because Lightning Bolt is Lightning Bolt no matter what is holding it.
Contents of the tribute:
- 1x Ephemerate
- 1x Shark Typhoon
- 1x Lightning Bolt
- 1x Searing Blaze
- 1x Commune with Dinosaurs
- 1x Titanic Ultimatum
Details:
- Set: Secret Lair Drop Series (SLD)
- Edition: Non-Foil
- Language: English
- Condition: Factory sealed, unopened — the seal remains intact by the Dark Variant\'s decree
Sold as-is sealed. Secret Lair drops typically include an unannounced bonus card; the Dark Variant does not open envelopes to check.
Shipped in armor worthy of a Latverian vault, with tracking, faster than any mortal courier has a right to be.
Claim it. Feed it. Sleep well.
— The Dark Variant
