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Look at him. LOOK AT HIM.
This is Jimothy. He has human legs, the head of a feral raccoon, and dreams of making it big. Jimothy didn’t ask to be born into this world as a chimera of vintage doll parts and forest wildlife, but he’s out here raw-dogging the great outdoors anyway. He is dressed in his Sunday best—a plaid button-down, denim overalls, crisp white socks, and little brown dress shoes—and he is currently tangled up in his own line. The hooks are embedded, he’s tangled in fishing line, his enthusiasm for angling is 10/10, but his casting technique needs some work.
Is he cursed? Is he blessed? He is blursed. He is the ultimate conversation piece, the guardian of your bookshelf, and a terrifyingly polite addition to any oddities collection. Place him on your mantelpiece to unnerve your mother-in-law or put him at your desk at work to remind everyone that you’d rather be elsewhere; because a bad day of fishing is still better than a day at the office!
Please note: As with all taxidermy, keep indoors away from direct sunlight, extreme temperatures, humidity, and insects. No refunds, returns, or exchanges.
