Gorillaz Kidrobot CMYK Complete Set 2006 2D Murdoc Noodle Russel + DVD/CD Rare For Sale

Right. This is humiliating.Apparently there are “expenses.” Apparently there are “accounts.” Apparently I’m “not allowed to solve this by selling 2-D’s organs.”So.For reasons that are frankly none of your business, I am reluctantly offering this collection of four extraordinarily handsome Gorillaz figures produced by Kidrobot in 2006.All four are here: Russel, Noodle, 2-D and, most importantly, Murdoc.They’ve even got their original boxes. Look at them. Gorgeous things. Particularly the black one. Clearly somebody in the art department understood hierarchy.The figures have been displayed and carefully kept, and the original packaging has survived roughly twenty years of civilization with age-related shelf wear, surface wear and discoloration/hazing to the plastic windows. Study the photographs carefully. They’re comprehensive. Unlike certain members of this band, the seller has made an effort.Also included, because apparently four miniature versions of us aren’t enough:• Gorillaz Phase One: Celebrity Take Down DVD set, including the pictured bonus Enhanced CD/CD-ROM.• Gorillaz Plastic Beach Experience Edition, with the pictured discs, packaging and printed materials.THE WHOLE SORRY AFFAIR INCLUDES:• Kidrobot Gorillaz CMYK Russel figure with original box and pictured accessories
• Kidrobot Gorillaz CMYK Murdoc figure with original box and pictured accessories
• Kidrobot Gorillaz CMYK 2-D figure with original box and pictured accessories
• Kidrobot Gorillaz CMYK Noodle figure with original box and pictured accessories
• Phase One: Celebrity Take Down DVD + bonus disc
• Plastic Beach Experience Edition and pictured contentsEverything pictured is included.Please inspect all photographs carefully for exact condition. The figures present beautifully. Original packaging shows age and storage wear consistent with vintage collectibles from 2006, including wear/discoloration to some plastic windows and boxes.This collection is being sold together.I’m not splitting up the band.We’ve tried that before.It was expensive.Buy the lot.I have absolutely no idea what happens if you don’t, but there’s been a green light blinking downstairs for three days and nobody can find Russel.=====SELLER’S NOTE: Murdoc has been removed from the keyboard.This is a complete four-character Kidrobot Gorillaz CMYK collection with the additional Gorillaz media pictured. Figures were displayed and retained with their original packaging. Packaging shows age-related wear, including surface wear, edge/corner wear and window discoloration/hazing. Please use the detailed photographs as part of the condition description. Everything included in the sale is pictured. Items will be carefully packed for shipment._____Right. That’s everything. We’re done here.…What?…No.…Because I’m not saying that.…I don’t care what the contract says.…Fine.“If you like what you saw, do yourself a favor and check out our other sales.”Happy?…You’re not getting the bass.