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Before you\'ve had your coffee...
Before someone asks you a question...
Before your brain has even finished booting up...
There exists a sacred window of time where the only acceptable response is...
\"No.\"
No talking.
No emails.
No responsibilities.
No sudden loud noises.
No.
This tiny orange menace has mastered the art of setting boundaries with nothing more than an aggressively grumpy face and a coffee mug that says exactly what everyone\'s thinking.
The donut is there as emotional support.
It is not currently helping.
☕💙 Perfect for people who...
👉 have a resting \"please don\'t\" face
👉 require coffee before becoming a functioning member of society
👉 communicate primarily through facial expressions
👉 collect funny cat art with huge personalities
👉 have ever answered a question with one exhausted stare
🎨✨ Details
🖌️ Original hand-painted ACEO
📏 2.5\" x 3.5\"
🎨 Acrylic paint
✍️ Signed by the artist
📦💛 Carefully packaged by real humans—not warehouse robots.
🎁 A little surprise may sneak into your package because we genuinely have trouble resisting the urge to include tiny happy extras.
😼 Give this wonderfully grumpy little coffee cat a home. He doesn\'t want one... but that\'s kind of his whole personality.