Bad Movie Police Case #2: Chickboxer - Michelle Bauer comedy B-movie bad cops For Sale

Bad Movie Police Case #2: Chickboxer - Michelle Bauer comedy B-movie bad copsFor anyone who’s ever watched a movie so bad you wished acting required a permit or that a 14-day waiting period was mandatory to buy a Bad Movie Police are here! Follow the adventures of Sgt. Elke Mantooth, Lt. Drucilla Dread and The BMP Task Force as they seek out the worst “cine-terrorists” in movie history and bring their crimes to justice for your entertainment!Shot in late 1991, CHICKBOXER has a long list of crimes it’s committed against good cinema. Among them is a cameo by retired scream queen Michelle Bauer (HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS) shot in Los Angeles while the rest of this turkey was lensed in the backwoods of Ohio under the dubious talents of feminist director Yolonda Squatpump. Watch for Bauer’s nude sex scene in the flick’s finale which was obviously tacked on to an otherwise skinless cheesefest! OUT OF SIGHT and SOLDIER star James Black is also on board for this comedic misstep in cinematic sludge.FAST FACTS:1992 • Color • 70 mins. • Comedy / Action • Not Rated • Region-Free • NTSC • DVD-5 MOD (Manufactured on Demand)BMP CASE #2 EVIDENCE: Commentary with producer J.R. Bookwalter Behind-the-scenes featurette (7 mins.) “Into The Black” segment (6 mins.) Still gallery & original trailer About the Bad Movie Police Full-color insert with Lt. Drucilla Dread bio

For anyone who’s ever watched a movie so bad you wished acting required a permit or that a 14-day waiting period was mandatory to buy a Bad Movie Police are here! Follow the adventures of Sgt. Elke Mantooth, Lt. Drucilla Dread and The BMP Task Force as they seek out the worst “cine-terrorists” in movie history and bring their crimes to justice for your entertainment!

Shot in late 1991, CHICKBOXER has a long list of crimes it’s committed against good cinema. Among them is a cameo by retired scream queen Michelle Bauer (HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS) shot in Los Angeles while the rest of this turkey was lensed in the backwoods of Ohio under the dubious talents of feminist director Yolonda Squatpump. Watch for Bauer’s nude sex scene in the flick’s finale which was obviously tacked on to an otherwise skinless cheesefest! OUT OF SIGHT and SOLDIER star James Black is also on board for this comedic misstep in cinematic sludge.

FAST FACTS:
1992 • Color • 70 mins. • Comedy / Action • Not Rated • Region-Free • NTSC • DVD-5 MOD (Manufactured on Demand)

BMP CASE #2 EVIDENCE:

• Commentary with producer J.R. Bookwalter
• Behind-the-scenes featurette (7 mins.)
• “Into The Black” segment (6 mins.)
• Still gallery & original trailer
• About the Bad Movie Police
• Full-color insert with Lt. Drucilla Dread bio

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